Dragonlance Writer

by Kevin James Kage

Sung to the tune of Paperback Writer, with apologies to the Beatles.

Dragonlance Writer (Dragonlance Writer)

Dear Tracy and Margaret, I'm your biggest fan.
I've read all your novels since DL began
My favorite character's Raistlin Majere
He's a lot like me, and I want to be a Dragonlance Writer.
Dragonlance Writer.

I wrote a story, will you take a look?
My parents tell me it should be a book.
It's about a wizard who becomes a god
Then he moves to Earth, because he wants to be a Dragonlance Writer.
Dragonlance Writer.

Dragonlance Writer (Dragonlance Writer)

I sent seven chapters and a part of eight
And I sent some pictures with to illustrate.
There's a full appendix and a map of Krynn
I like game design, but I'd rather be a Dragonlance Writer.
Dragonlance Writer.

If you think that Wizards might give me a chance
Send it to the editors of Dragonlance
They don't have to pay me, I'll take books instead,
Will you autograph them? Sign it, "To my fellow Dragonlance Writer."
Dragonlance Writer.

Dragonlance Writer (Dragonlance Writer)

Dragonlance Writer (Dragonlance Writer)
Dragonlance Writer (Dragonlance Writer)
Dragonlance Writer (Dragonlance Writer)
Dragonlance Writer (Dragonlance Writer)

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