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Create Fluffy Wolfikinsby Steve MillerSchool: Conjuration/Summoning This spell creates a pink-furred creature that likes to roll over on its back and have its tummy scratched. When it is being scratched, it makes a cooing and purring sound that grants +2 to morale checks for all good-aligned characters in the area of effect, and forces all evil-aligned characters to roll System Shock checks or flee shrieking in pain and terror for 1d6 rounds. Material components are a bit of terrycloth, a bit of rabbit fur, and happy thoughts. When casting the spell, the wizard must say "kootchie-kootchie-koo!" while rubbing the cloths together as he or she thinks happy thoughts. In the Fifth Age, this spell has ceased to function. Herds of Wolfikins roam the hillsides of southern Solamnia where the knights shear them and use their wool to make nightcaps. It is rumored that someone wearing these always has pleasant dreams. Fluffy wolfikins are the only known benevolent Chaos creatures in existence. Killing a wolfikin results in 1d6+1 years of bad luck. This item has been published here with permission from the author(s) and may not be reproduced without permission. This is a fan submission and its contents are completely unofficial. Some characters, places, likenesses and other names may be copyright Wizards of the Coast. |
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